About Me

Hi.  Gary Hawthorn here—either in Cape May, NJ or Jupiter, FL.  Two towns known for great lighthouses.  I hope you like my initial designs because many more are percolating on back burners.  To paraphrase one of TV's great characters: "I think I can sum up this website with one word:  FUN!"

I also: 

• Am blessed with a zany sense of humor, 
• Find fun in unexpected and unusual places, 
• Am lucky to work in a funhouse environment, creating tee designs that can cause a smile or occasional giggle.

NOTE:  All my tanks and tees can be worn inside out by those feeling introspective or wanting to amuse only themselves.

Here I am hanging out with a favorite sculpture in Palm Beach Gardens, FL. One of many
amazing works by Niso Maman (and many other artists) at the Onessimo Fine Art Gallery.

Now meet my staff--the Executive Assistant to the CEO and CCO.  Henry is a trilingual French Bulldog.  Born in Bulgaria, Henry has lived in California, Florida, New York City, and now New Jersey, where he summers in Cape May.  

Henry answers to Monsieur Henri, The Hen, and Hank the Tank, given the heft of Euro Frenchies.  Henry will be appearing regularly on this website—and on future tees.

Trainers say Frenchies are free thinkers, mischievous, and clownish. Cesar Millan says that people who own bulldogs are silly and love to laugh—bullseye, Cesar !